Teacher's Joke
Life is boring without fun & Laugh! Silap ari bulan muka boleh berlumut sebab dah berkurun tak gelak. Gelak untuk jantung yang sihat. Tapi jangan le mlampau sangat gelak..kalau kojol sapa nak tanam? Orang kampunggg jugak..Joke yang suam-suam klakar ni aku rembat kat Si Botaks nyer emel. Hehee... smenjak dua menjak ni Si Botaks datang meroyan..membebel spanjang masa. Tak tau plak apa masalah besar dia. Gatal le jugak mulut ni nak tanya, kot dia memang ada penyakit membebel takleh berenti..maklumle..skarang ni bulan tengah canteekk je mengambang.. Kot ada ilmu dia yang elergik ngan bulan mengambang. Isy..hari Jemaat nan mulia ni nak cuba kurangkan ngutuk Si Botaks.. Kalau tengah ari ni dia menyanyi rap jugak aku nak sound.." Pendek sangat ke khutbah Tok Imam masa smayang tadi.." heheh (aku tau..dia kannye pi smayang Jemaat..kweskweskwes..). Hehehe brani ke aku..buleh kot..ahh..layan je la joke skolah rendah ni..
KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : George!
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TEACHER : Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL : A teacher.- (ni spesis anak murid kuang ajor..)
TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
_____________
TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!
_____________
TEACHER : John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
_____________
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
______________
TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : George!
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TEACHER : Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE : Me!
______________
TEACHER : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________
TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_____________
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
_____________
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
______________
TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
_______________
TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
______________
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL : A teacher.- (ni spesis anak murid kuang ajor..)
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